The next time you stub your toe, yell Scheisse! It’s deeply satisfying.
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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body

1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”

2. Don bikini.

(Source: princessnaphthalene, via iwantthinandhealthy)


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